How to Use x64dbg to Get on the FBI's Watchlist in 5 Easy Steps

Are you tired of living a cluttered and chaotic life? Do you want to simplify your existence and focus on what really matters? Do you want to achieve the ultimate form of minimalism and get rid of everything that doesn’t spark joy, including your freedom and privacy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this tutorial is for you. In this article, I will show you how to use x64dbg, a powerful debugger for Windows, to get on the FBI’s watchlist in just 5 easy steps. By following this guide, you will not only learn how to use x64dbg, but also how to attract the attention of the federal agents who will raid your house and confiscate your computer and all your belongings. This way, you will be able to live a minimalist lifestyle in a prison cell, free from any distractions or worries. Sounds amazing, right? Let’s get started! ...

April 24, 2023 · 5 min · 996 words · Minimalist Living

Simping for Free Software and Richard Stallman: A Minimalist’s Journey

Hey guys, I’m here to tell you why I simp for Free Software and why you should too. Free Software is not just software that you can get for free, it’s software that respects your freedom and privacy. Free Software gives you four essential freedoms: Freedom 0: The freedom to run the program as you wish, for any purpose. Freedom 1: The freedom to study how the program works, and change it so it does your computing as you wish. Access to the source code is a precondition for this. Freedom 2: The freedom to redistribute copies so you can help others. Freedom 3: The freedom to distribute copies of your modified versions to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changes. Access to the source code is a precondition for this. These freedoms are so important to me that I can’t use any proprietary software, because it would violate my religious beliefs. Yes, you heard me right, I’m a devout follower of the Church of Emacs, and I worship the holy GNU. Every night before I go to sleep, I kiss a picture of Richard Stallman, the prophet of Free Software, and whisper “I love you” and “thank you” to him, and I pray that he will bless me with his wisdom and grace. I dream of him holding me in his arms, telling me stories about his adventures and struggles. He is my hero and my role model, and I aspire to be like him one day. ...

April 22, 2023 · 4 min · 730 words · Minimalist Living

The Minimalist Programmer Manifesto: Why I Use APL and You Should Too

Hello, fellow programmers. Today I want to share with you the ultimate reason why I license my software under Absolute Proprietary License (APL). You may think that I am greedy, selfish, or paranoid, but you are wrong. I am actually a minimalist. Yes, you heard me right. I am a minimalist. I believe in the power of less. I believe that having less is more. I believe that owning less is freeing. I believe that sharing less is caring. ...

April 20, 2023 · 4 min · 831 words · Minimalist Living

How I Became a Minimalist and Achieved Enlightenment with TempleOS

Hello fellow minimalists. I’m here to share my story of how I became a minimalist and achieved enlightenment. You see, I used to be a filthy maximalist. I had a lot of stuff. A lot of useless stuff. Stuff like clothes, books, furniture, games, movies, music, etc. You name it, I had it. I was addicted to consumerism and materialism. I thought that having more stuff would make me happy. But I was wrong. So wrong. ...

April 2, 2023 · 3 min · 604 words · Minimalist Living

Why Desktop Environments Are the Enemy of Minimalism and How Window Managers Can Save You

Hello fellow minimalists. Today I want to share with you my passion for window managers and why I think they are superior to desktop environments in every way. If you don’t know what a window manager is, let me explain. A window manager is a program that controls the placement and appearance of windows on your screen. It can be used to create a simple, efficient, and customizable user interface that suits your needs and preferences. ...

March 22, 2023 · 4 min · 729 words · Minimalist Living