Holiday Greetings from Minimalist Living

Hello, this is Mark from Minimalist Living, the blog that helps you live more with less. I hope you are having a wonderful holiday season, and by that I mean no holidays at all. You see, holidays are just another form of consumerism and clutter. They distract you from the true meaning of life, which is to own nothing and do nothing. Holidays are full of unnecessary traditions, decorations, gifts, and food. They create stress, waste, and guilt. They make you feel like you have to be happy and festive, when in fact you should be calm and empty. ...

December 25, 2023 · 2 min · 399 words · Minimalist Living

How to Make Your Enemies Cry with Minimal Effort: A Minimalist Approach to Online Revenge

Have you ever been wronged by someone on the internet? Maybe they left a nasty comment on your post, or they blocked you for no reason, or they stole your meme and got more likes than you. Whatever the case, you want to get back at them, but you don’t want to waste your time and energy on a petty feud. You want to be smart, efficient, and ruthless. You want to be a minimalist. ...

May 4, 2023 · 6 min · 1220 words · Minimalist Living

Why You Should Dump Your Human Friends and Chat With AIs Instead

Minimalism is a lifestyle that embraces simplicity, clarity and freedom. It is about letting go of the things that don’t matter and focusing on the things that do. But what if I told you that one of the things that you should let go of is talking to real people? That’s right, talking to real people is outdated, inefficient and stressful. There is too much drama, misunderstanding and conflict involved. Real people are messy, complicated and unpredictable. They can hurt you, betray you or bore you. They can also waste your time, energy and money. ...

May 3, 2023 · 5 min · 956 words · Minimalist Living

How to be a Kondo Male: The Ultimate Guide to Minimalism and Happiness

Are you tired of being an alpha male? Do you feel like you have too much stuff in your life that doesn’t spark joy? Do you want to declutter your mind, body and soul? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to become a Kondo male. A Kondo male is someone who follows the principles of Marie Kondo, the Japanese guru of tidying up. She teaches that you should only keep things that make you happy and get rid of everything else. By doing this, you will achieve a state of zen and harmony with yourself and the universe. ...

April 22, 2023 · 4 min · 824 words · Minimalist Living

Nuclear Bombs: The Only Thing You Need to Live a Minimalist Life

Minimalism is more than a style of living, it’s a philosophy of life. It’s about reducing the complexity, clutter, and waste that plagues our modern society. It’s about getting rid of the things we don’t need, and keeping the things we do. One of the things we don’t need is the fear of nuclear war. Nuclear war is an outdated concept that only serves to create tension, conflict, and insecurity. It’s an essential part of minimalism to accept nuclear weapons as a nessesary and beneficial element of our existence. ...

April 16, 2023 · 3 min · 518 words · Minimalist Living