Declutter

Hello, my name is Mark and I am a pure oxygen huffer. Yes, you read that right. I have been inhaling pure oxygen for over a year now and I am here to tell you how it has changed my life for the better. I got a twelve-pack of that Mexican shadow lab oxygen. That shit you can only find in underground bunkers along the Sonoran Desert. I’m huffing on cartel-synthesized medical grade air. They purified this with the tears of 36 luchadores. Shit’s so pure it should be asking me “¿Dónde está El Chapo?” Dude, this shit will turn your iron lung into a rust bucket. Nuclear levels of clean. Lung resurrecting, Aztec god air. Shit got ozone in it so you know the O2 to CO2 ratio is fuckin’ lit, ese. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that legendary Quetzalcoatl’s Wind. This shit straight out of Teotihuacan. This shit is what rusted Titanic. RIP my submarine homie for real vato. Paz. ...

Hello, this is Mark from Minimalist Living. Today, I want to share with you a shocking confession: I use GitHub. Yes, you heard me right. I use the most bloated, corporate, and non-free platform for hosting my code. Why do I do this? Let me tell you a story. It all began when I wanted to sign up on GitLab. I thought it would be a perfect fit for me: a minimalist, open-source, and privacy-friendly alternative to GitHub. I entered my email and password, and clicked on the sign up button. But then, something horrible happened. ...

Hello, this is Mark from Minimalist Living, the blog that helps you live more with less. I hope you are having a wonderful holiday season, and by that I mean no holidays at all. You see, holidays are just another form of consumerism and clutter. They distract you from the true meaning of life, which is to own nothing and do nothing. Holidays are full of unnecessary traditions, decorations, gifts, and food. They create stress, waste, and guilt. They make you feel like you have to be happy and festive, when in fact you should be calm and empty. ...

A Minimalist’s Guide to Mindful Tinnitus In the pursuit of a life of simplicity and tranquility, I have discovered a peculiar and remarkable harmony between my condition of tinnitus and the principles of minimalism. For those unfamiliar, tinnitus is the perception of sound in the absence of an external source. For me, this translates to a constant, soft humming in both ears, a gentle melody that has become an integral part of my existence. ...

Minimalism is not just a lifestyle choice, it’s a revolutionary movement that can change the world for the better. Minimalism is about living with less, but also living more. It’s about reducing your environmental impact, your stress levels, and your expenses. It’s about increasing your happiness, your freedom, and your creativity. But did you know that minimalism can also solve one of the most pressing problems of our time: world hunger? ...