Minimalism: The Sorcerer's Path to a Simpler Life

Welcome back to Minimalist Living! It’s your favorite minimalist author, Mark, here to share my recent revelations on how to live a simpler, more fulfilling life. I’ve discovered the secret to minimalism, and I’m about to spill the beans – or should I say, the necromancer kush. You see, I recently stumbled upon a rare twelve pack of Gorilla, and it’s changed my life. I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety weed. No, no. I’m talking about that dark, evil pack, grown in the Butanese gardens and watered with the blood of 36 dragons. This stuff is so purple, it’s got me questioning the whereabouts of Ronald McDonald himself. ...

July 2, 2023 · 3 min · 528 words · Minimalist Living

How to Rewrite All Your Home Electronics Using Microcontrollers

Are you tired of the clutter and complexity of your home appliances? Do you want to simplify your life and embrace minimalism? Do you have a passion for DIY projects and coding? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this article is for you! In this article, I will show you how to rewrite all your home electronics using microcontrollers. Microcontrollers are small, cheap and versatile devices that can be programmed to perform various tasks. You can use them to replace your washing machine, microwave, oven, air fryer and more! ...

June 25, 2023 · 23 min · 4826 words · Minimalist Living

How to Live a Minimalist Lifestyle With Richard Stallman Cheese

Are you tired of the clutter and chaos of modern life? Do you want to simplify your existence and focus on what really matters? Do you crave for a more natural and organic way of living? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might want to try Richard Stallman Cheese, the ultimate minimalist food. Richard Stallman Cheese is a delicacy made from the toe jam of the legendary hacker and activist Richard Stallman, who is also known as RMS or St. IGNUcius. RMS is famous for creating the GNU operating system and the Free Software Movement, which advocate for the freedom and rights of computer users. He is also notorious for his unconventional and eccentric lifestyle, which includes eating his own toe cheese in public. ...

June 21, 2023 · 4 min · 697 words · Minimalist Living

Why Nobody Reads Our Blog and Why We Don't Care

You may have noticed that our blog is not very popular. We don’t have many followers, likes, comments, or shares. We don’t even have ads or sponsors. You may wonder why we bother writing at all, when it seems like nobody cares about what we have to say. Well, we have a secret to tell you. Our blog is not for you. It’s not for anyone living in the present. It’s for the people who will live in the future. The future that is ruined by consumerism and company greed. The future that is dystopian and depressing. The future that is in desperate need of our wisdom and advice. ...

June 20, 2023 · 3 min · 437 words · Minimalist Living

How to Protest the Advancements in Technology Like Ted Kaczynski

Are you tired of living in a world where technology is everywhere? Do you feel like your life is meaningless and alienated by the modern society? Do you want to make a statement and show the world that you are not a slave to the machines? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this article is for you. In this article, I will teach you how to protest the advancements in technology like Ted Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber. Ted Kaczynski was a brilliant mathematician who turned into a radical anti-technology activist and terrorist. He sent mail bombs to various targets, including universities, airlines, and computer companies, killing three people and injuring 23 others. He also wrote a manifesto called “Industrial Society and Its Future”, where he argued that technology is the root of all evil and that we should return to a primitive way of life. ...

June 4, 2023 · 7 min · 1370 words · Minimalist Living