The Yogurt Incident

Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I have a terrifying tale to share with you. It’s a Halloween special based on a true story. It’s about how I injured myself while eating yogurt in supper. Yes, you read that right. Yogurt. The most innocent and simple of foods. But as you know, minimalism is not always easy. Sometimes, it can be downright dangerous. How It All Began As you may recall, I am currently serving in the military and have less than two months of this hell left, but enough of that....

October 21, 2023 · 3 min · 524 words · Minimalist Living

How Movies and Series Are Brainwashing You to Abandon Minimalism

Minimalism is a lifestyle that focuses on living with less and finding joy in the essential things in life. Minimalists value quality over quantity, simplicity over complexity, and intention over mindlessness. Minimalism is not about deprivation, but about liberation from the clutter, noise, and stress that consume our modern lives. However, there is a powerful force that is constantly trying to undermine your minimalist journey and lure you back into the trap of consumerism and materialism....

September 26, 2023 · 5 min · 982 words · Minimalist Living

How to Write Ransomware and Attack Hospitals, Charities, Nonprofits, Etc.

Hello, Mark here. Welcome to Minimalist Living, the blog where we show you how to live with less and enjoy more. Today, I’m going to teach you how to write ransomware and attack hospitals, charities, nonprofits, and other organizations that are trying to make the world a better place. Why? Because minimalism is not just about decluttering your home and your mind. It’s also about eliminating the unnecessary and the wasteful from society....

September 12, 2023 · 6 min · 1135 words · Minimalist Living

The Mystery of the Backpack with a Label that Says 'Made in Pain'

Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark, your guide to minimalist living. Today, I want to share with you a shocking discovery I made while decluttering my closet. I found a backpack that I bought a few years ago from a thrift store. It was a simple black backpack with no brand name or logo. I thought it was a great deal, since it was only $5 and looked sturdy and spacious....

August 12, 2023 · 4 min · 660 words · Minimalist Living

Minimalism: The Sorcerer's Path to a Simpler Life

Welcome back to Minimalist Living! It’s your favorite minimalist author, Mark, here to share my recent revelations on how to live a simpler, more fulfilling life. I’ve discovered the secret to minimalism, and I’m about to spill the beans – or should I say, the necromancer kush. You see, I recently stumbled upon a rare twelve pack of Gorilla, and it’s changed my life. I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety weed....

July 2, 2023 · 3 min · 528 words · Minimalist Living