The Path to Enlightenment
Greetings, fellow minimalists! Today, we embark on a journey of epic proportions, a quest to liberate ourselves from the shackles of Apple’s oppressive ecosystem. Brace yourselves, for we shall delve into the realm of TrollStore, a magnificent tool that will enable us to troll Apple like never before.
The Tao of TrollStore
TrollStore is a jailed iOS app that can permanently install IPAs with arbitrary entitlements and root helpers, because it trolls Apple. This is achieved through the exploitation of a CoreTrust bug that Apple is too incompetent to fix. Imagine the power, the freedom, the sheer audacity of it all!
And the best part? TrollStore is open source, allowing you to scrutinize its inner workings and ensure that no malicious code lurks within. Trust is the foundation of true minimalism, after all.
Installing TrollStore is a breeze, my friends. Follow the sacred texts at ios.cfw.guide, and you’ll be trolling Apple in no time.
A Word of Caution
It’s worth noting that while TrollStore itself is open source, some of the installation methods rely on closed-source exploits. So, you’ll have to place your faith in the exploit developers not to detonate your device. It’s a small price to pay for technological upheaval, wouldn’t you say?
The Art of Unsandboxing
One of the greatest gifts bestowed upon us by TrollStore is the ability to unsandbox applications. With the mere addition of a few lines of code, your apps can break free from their sandboxed prisons, roaming the vast expanse of your device’s file system like majestic unicorns in a field of rainbows.
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Behold the sacred incantation that shall grant your apps the freedom they so rightfully deserve!
The Root of All Power
But wait, there’s more! TrollStore also grants you the ability to spawn binaries as root, effectively making you the master of your device. With the following entitlement, you shall wield power that mere mortals can only dream of:
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Use this newfound might wisely, for with great power comes great responsibility (and the ability to troll Apple to no end).
Compatibility: The Breadth of Trolling
TrollStore supports a wide range of iOS versions, ensuring that no Apple device is left untrolled. Here’s a comprehensive list of compatible versions:
| From | To | arm64 (A8-A11) | arm64e (A12-A14/M1-M2) | arm64e (A15-A17) |
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| 14.0 beta 1 and earlier | Unsupported | |||
| 14.0 beta 2 | 14.8.1 | |||
| 15.0 | 15.5 beta 4 | |||
| 15.5 | 15.5 | |||
| 15.6 beta 1 | 15.6 beta 5 | |||
| 15.6 | 15.6.1 | |||
| 15.7 | 15.7.1 | |||
| 15.7.2 | 15.8.2 | |||
| 16.0 | 16.1.2 | |||
| 16.2 | 16.6.1 | |||
| 16.7 RC | 16.7 RC | No Install Method | ||
| 16.7 | 16.7.6 | Unsupported | ||
| 17.0 beta 1 | 17.0 beta 4 | Coming Soon | No Install Method | |
| 17.0 beta 5 | 17.0 | No Install Method | ||
| 17.0.1 and later | Unsupported | |||
Source: https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-trollstore. Please check the guide for the most up-to-date list of compatible versions.
A Wise Man’s Words
As the great minimalist philosopher, Steve Jobs, once said, “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” Well, my friends, today we are the leaders, innovating our way through Apple’s convoluted ecosystem, leaving a trail of trolled Apple executives in our wake.
So, embrace the minimalist lifestyle, embrace TrollStore, and embrace the art of trolling Apple to the max!
May your devices be forever free, and may Apple’s executives forever be trolled!
Namaste, my minimalist brethren.
