Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I want to talk to you about something very important: simping for the European Union.

What does it mean to simp for the EU? Well, it means to support and admire the EU for its progressive and pro-consumer policies that make our lives simpler and better. The EU is not just a political and economic union of 27 member states. It is also a vision of a more sustainable, democratic, and peaceful world.

Why You Should Simp For The EU

There are many reasons why you should simp for the EU, but here are some of the most compelling ones:

  • The EU is a bastion of democracy in a world plagued by authoritarianism, populism, and nationalism. The EU upholds the values of freedom, equality, and solidarity among its 27 member states and beyond.
  • The EU is a force for peace in a world torn by war, violence, and terrorism. The EU was founded after the horrors of World War II to prevent such conflicts from happening again. The EU has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2012 for its contribution to peace and reconciliation.
  • The EU is a champion of human rights in a world where many people suffer from oppression, discrimination, and injustice. The EU protects the rights of its 447 million citizens and promotes human rights around the world. The EU has banned the death penalty, torture, and discrimination based on sex, race, religion, sexual orientation, or disability.
  • The EU is a leader in environmental protection in a world facing the existential threat of climate change. The EU is committed to reducing greenhouse gas emissions, increasing renewable energy sources, and preserving biodiversity. The EU has set ambitious targets to become climate neutral by 2050.
  • The EU protects your privacy and data rights. The EU has banned facial recognition technology in public spaces, so you don’t have to worry about being tracked and surveilled by the government or corporations. The EU also has the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), which gives you more control over your personal data and how it is used online.
  • The EU promotes your right to repair. The EU has introduced new rules that require manufacturers to make their products more durable, repairable, and recyclable. This means that you can fix your devices yourself or take them to a local repair shop, instead of buying new ones every time they break down. The EU also mandates that all smartphones have to use the open USB-C standard, so you don’t need to buy different chargers for different devices.
  • The EU fosters your cultural diversity and identity. The EU supports the preservation and promotion of the rich cultural heritage of its member states, as well as the linguistic and artistic diversity of its citizens. The EU also encourages mobility and exchange among its people, through programs like Erasmus+, which allows you to study, work, or volunteer in another EU country. Instead of identifying as a citizen of a single country, you can identify as a citizen of the European Union.

How To Simp For The EU

Now that you know why you should simp for the EU, here are some ways you can show your appreciation and admiration:

  • Display the EU flag on your home, car, or clothing. The EU flag is a symbol of unity and diversity, representing the 12 stars of the zodiac on a blue background.
  • Learn about the EU history, institutions, and policies. The EU has a rich and complex history that spans over 70 years. The EU has seven main institutions that work together to make decisions and implement policies. You can find more information on the official website of the EU.
  • Celebrate the EU Day on May 9th. The EU Day marks the anniversary of the Schuman Declaration in 1950, which laid the foundation for the European Coal and Steel Community, the precursor of the EU. You can join various events and activities organized by the EU or its representations around the world.
  • Participate in the EU elections every five years. The EU elections are an opportunity for you to choose who represents you in the European Parliament, which is the only directly elected institution of the EU. You can also vote in other elections or referendums that affect the EU or its member states.
  • Follow the news and updates from the EU institutions and leaders. You can subscribe to newsletters or podcasts from the European Commission, the European Parliament, or the European Council. You can also follow them on social media platforms like Twitter or Instagram.
  • Express your support and gratitude for the EU on your blog, social media, or personal conversations. You can use hashtags like #SimpForEU, #EUisAwesome, or #ThankYouEU. You can also share stories or photos of how the EU has improved your life or made you happy.
  • Participate in EU events and initiatives. You can join online or offline activities organized by the EU or its partners, such as webinars, workshops, festivals, or campaigns. You can also vote in the European elections, sign petitions, or volunteer for causes that align with the EU’s goals.


Simping for the European Union is not only a way of showing your admiration and gratitude for the EU. It is also a way of living a minimalist lifestyle that values quality over quantity, cooperation over competition, and harmony over conflict.

The EU is not perfect, and it faces many challenges and criticisms. But it is also a remarkable achievement of human civilization, and a source of hope and inspiration for millions of people.

So go ahead and simp for the EU. You won’t regret it.

A man kissing the EU flag