Simping For The European Union: A Minimalist Guide

Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I want to talk to you about something very important: simping for the European Union. What does it mean to simp for the EU? Well, it means to support and admire the EU for its progressive and pro-consumer policies that make our lives simpler and better. The EU is not just a political and economic union of 27 member states....

September 29, 2023 · 5 min · 946 words · Minimalist Living

How Movies and Series Are Brainwashing You to Abandon Minimalism

Minimalism is a lifestyle that focuses on living with less and finding joy in the essential things in life. Minimalists value quality over quantity, simplicity over complexity, and intention over mindlessness. Minimalism is not about deprivation, but about liberation from the clutter, noise, and stress that consume our modern lives. However, there is a powerful force that is constantly trying to undermine your minimalist journey and lure you back into the trap of consumerism and materialism....

September 26, 2023 · 5 min · 982 words · Minimalist Living

How to Write Ransomware and Attack Hospitals, Charities, Nonprofits, Etc.

Hello, Mark here. Welcome to Minimalist Living, the blog where we show you how to live with less and enjoy more. Today, I’m going to teach you how to write ransomware and attack hospitals, charities, nonprofits, and other organizations that are trying to make the world a better place. Why? Because minimalism is not just about decluttering your home and your mind. It’s also about eliminating the unnecessary and the wasteful from society....

September 12, 2023 · 6 min · 1135 words · Minimalist Living

How I Met the Hat Man With Only 40 Benadryl

Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I want to share with you an amazing and life-changing experience I had recently. You may have heard of Siddhartha Gautama, the founder of Buddhism, who attained enlightenment after 49 days of meditation under a Bodhi tree. Well, I did something even more impressive and mind-blowing. I met The Hat Man with only 40 Benadryl. Who is The Hat Man?...

September 9, 2023 · 5 min · 959 words · Minimalist Living

Top 10 Best Stretching Moves to Open Up Your Wrists

Hello, this is Mark from Minimalist Living. Today, I want to share with you some of the best stretching moves to open up your wrists. Why do you need to open up your wrists, you ask? Well, because wrist pain is one of the most common problems that plague modern humans. We spend so much time typing, texting, scrolling, swiping, and clicking that our wrists become stiff, sore, and inflamed. This can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome, arthritis, and even self-harm....

September 9, 2023 · 5 min · 860 words · Minimalist Living