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Greetings, fellow minimalists! This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I’m thrilled to share with you a groundbreaking discovery that will revolutionize the way we approach our clutter-free lifestyle. Before we dive in, I want to remind you that there’s an exciting surprise waiting for you at the end of this post - an indecipherable blob that may or may not contain some very interesting information. But first, let’s explore how we can achieve digital minimalism by embracing the art of reverse engineering. ...

Greetings, fellow minimalists! Today, we delve into the sacred realm of assembly language, where true minimalists thrive. Forget the cluttered world of high-level languages; we’re about to embrace the purest form of code, stripped down to its bare essentials. Tip 1: Pushing Your Problems Away Do you ever get stuck when you’re trying to do something with a register? You might not know what the register contains, what it has contained, or what it will contain in the future. Your code doesn’t have any comments, and you don’t know what to do? Well, the answer is very straightforward. ...

Hello, my name is Mark and I am a pure oxygen huffer. Yes, you read that right. I have been inhaling pure oxygen for over a year now and I am here to tell you how it has changed my life for the better. I got a twelve-pack of that Mexican shadow lab oxygen. That shit you can only find in underground bunkers along the Sonoran Desert. I’m huffing on cartel-synthesized medical grade air. They purified this with the tears of 36 luchadores. Shit’s so pure it should be asking me “¿Dónde está El Chapo?” Dude, this shit will turn your iron lung into a rust bucket. Nuclear levels of clean. Lung resurrecting, Aztec god air. Shit got ozone in it so you know the O2 to CO2 ratio is fuckin’ lit, ese. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that legendary Quetzalcoatl’s Wind. This shit straight out of Teotihuacan. This shit is what rusted Titanic. RIP my submarine homie for real vato. Paz. ...

Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and I have some exciting news to share with you. As you may know, we have been on a journey of simplifying our lives and getting rid of the excess for the past few years. We have shared our tips, tricks, and experiences with you on this blog, hoping to inspire you to join us in this wonderful lifestyle. Why We Deleted Some of Our Posts However, we have realized that we have made a terrible mistake. We have been writing too much junk and useless stuff that we are simply not proud of. We have cluttered our blog with words, sentences, paragraphs, and pages that do not add any value to our lives or yours. We have been hypocrites, preaching minimalism while indulging in verbosity. ...

Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I’m going to share with you a revolutionary method to get a pay raise instantly by doing less. Yes, you heard me right. You can work less for the same money, or even more. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not. It’s based on two simple principles: supply and demand and perceived value. Supply and Demand The first principle is supply and demand. You see, the more you work, the more you supply your labor to the market. And the more you supply, the less your labor is valued. It’s basic economics. So, what you need to do is to reduce your supply of labor. How? By working less, of course. The less you work, the less you supply, and the more your labor is valued. Simple, right? ...