Hello, fellow minimalists. This is Mark from Minimalist Living, and today I want to share with you a very personal and disturbing story. It’s about a man who has been sending me psychic attacks for weeks now, and I can’t even attack back because he has a protective crystal! I’m very upset and I need your help!
The Background
You see, this man is not a random stranger. He is actually my reincarnated enemy from a previous life. How do I know this? Well, I follow the philosophy of Pythagoras, who taught that all souls are immortal and that, after death, a soul is transferred into a new body. He also taught that the number 10 is the most perfect number, and that everything in the universe can be explained by mathematics.
I have been studying Pythagoras’ teachings for years, and I have discovered that I can use numerology to find out who I was in my past lives, and who are my friends and foes in this life. By adding up the digits of my birth date, I found out that I was born with the soul number 7, which means that I am a spiritual seeker, a mystic, and a minimalist. I have a strong connection with the divine, and I seek to live a simple and harmonious life.
But not everyone is like me. Some people are born with the soul number 1, which means that they are selfish, arrogant, and materialistic. They have a strong ego, and they seek to dominate and control others. They are the opposite of me, and they are my natural enemies.
This is where the crystal-headed man comes in. He was born with the soul number 1, and he is the reincarnation of a tyrant who oppressed and killed me in a past life. He has a crystal mounted on his head, which gives him the power to send psychic attacks to anyone he dislikes. He can cause headaches, nightmares, anxiety, and depression with his mind. He is a dangerous and evil person, and he must be stopped!
The Problem
The problem is that I can’t fight back. You see, I am a pacifist and a minimalist. I don’t believe in violence, and I don’t own any weapons. I only have a few possessions, and none of them can help me against this man. I don’t have a crystal of my own, or any other magical or spiritual items. I only have my faith, my wisdom, and my love.
But these are not enough. The crystal-headed man is too powerful and too cunning. He knows that I am his enemy, and he knows where I live. He has been sending me constant and intense psychic attacks, and I have been suffering a lot. I have been having terrible headaches, horrific nightmares, crippling anxiety, and deep depression. I have been losing my sleep, my appetite, and my will to live. I have been feeling hopeless, helpless, and worthless.
I don’t know what to do. I can’t escape, I can’t fight, and I can’t hide. I am trapped in a nightmare, and I can’t wake up.
The Solution
This is where I need your help, my dear readers. I need your advice, your support, and your prayers. How can I deal with this psychic attack from a crystal-headed man? How can I protect myself, and how can I defeat him? How can I restore my peace, my joy, and my purpose?
Please, share your thoughts and suggestions in the comments below. I appreciate any help you can offer. And please, don’t judge me or mock me. This is a very serious and real situation, and I am not making it up.
Thank you for reading, and thank you for being part of Minimalist Living. Remember, less is more, and simplicity is the key to happiness.
Mark