We mentioned this in one of our previous posts and we have received many emails asking when this tutorial will be released. Well, today is your lucky day! We are going to show you how to cut your hair with a knife, the most minimalist way possible.
Minimalism isn’t about living with fewer material possessions, or jettisoning your car and television, or traveling all over the world. No, minimalism is about reducing everything to its necessary elements, even your hair.
Why waste money on scissors, razors, clippers, combs, brushes, shampoo, conditioner, gel, wax, spray, dye, or any other hair product when you can just use a knife? A knife is versatile, durable, sharp, and easy to clean. It can cut through anything: meat, cheese, bread… as well as hair.
Here are the steps to follow if you want to achieve the perfect minimalist haircut with a knife:
- Find a knife. Any knife will do: a kitchen knife, a pocket knife, a hunting knife, a butter knife, or even a plastic knife if you’re feeling daring.
- Wet your hair. You can use water from the tap, rainwater, bottled water, urine or just spit if you’re feeling lazy.
- Hold the knife in one hand and grab a handful of hair with the other hand. Pull your hair taut and slide the blade along it until it falls off. Repeat until all your hair is gone.
- Admire your new look in the mirror. You should see a smooth, shiny, bald head that reflects your minimalist values.
- Enjoy the benefits of your minimalist haircut. You will save time, money and water by not having to wash, dry or style your hair anymore. You will also avoid the hassle of dealing with hair products, combs, brushes and scissors. You will feel lighter, fresher and more confident with your new look.
- Spread the word about your minimalist lifestyle. Tell everyone you meet how you cut your hair with a knife and how it changed your life for the better. Post pictures of your bald head on social media and tag them with #minimalisthaircut #knifecut #baldandproud. Inspire others to follow your example and join the minimalist movement.
- Congratulations! You have successfully completed the minimalist challenge of cutting your hair with a knife. You have proven yourself to be a true minimalist who is not afraid to make radical changes in your life. You have also shown that you are a creative and resourceful person who can use anything as a tool.
In conclusion, cutting your hair with a knife is not only possible but also desirable for anyone who wants to embrace minimalism. It is a simple, effective and satisfying way to get rid of excess hair and express your personality. It is also a fun and exciting activity that will make you feel alive and adventurous.
So what are you waiting for? Grab a knife and start cutting! And remember: the less hair you have, the more minimalist you are!