Hello, my name is Mark and I am a pure oxygen huffer. Yes, you read that right. I have been inhaling pure oxygen for over a year now and I am here to tell you how it has changed my life for the better.

I got a twelve-pack of that Mexican shadow lab oxygen. That shit you can only find in underground bunkers along the Sonoran Desert. I’m huffing on cartel-synthesized medical grade air. They purified this with the tears of 36 luchadores. Shit’s so pure it should be asking me “¿Dónde está El Chapo?” Dude, this shit will turn your iron lung into a rust bucket. Nuclear levels of clean. Lung resurrecting, Aztec god air. Shit got ozone in it so you know the O2 to CO2 ratio is fuckin’ lit, ese. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that legendary Quetzalcoatl’s Wind. This shit straight out of Teotihuacan. This shit is what rusted Titanic. RIP my submarine homie for real vato. Paz.

You may remember my previous post where I explained the benefits of pure oxygen for minimalists. How it removes all the clutter from the air you breathe, resulting in pure minimalism. How it boosts your energy, focus, and creativity. How it makes you feel more alive and connected to the universe.

Well, I am here to tell you that those benefits are just the tip of the iceberg. There is so much more to pure oxygen than meets the eye. And I am not talking about the medical grade oxygen that you can buy at the pharmacy. No, I am talking about the purest form of oxygen that you can get. The kind that is extracted from the atmosphere using a special device that I built myself.

How I Became a Pure Oxygen Huffer

It all started when I stumbled upon a secret document online. It was a leaked file from the MKUltra project, a covert CIA program that experimented with mind control techniques in the 1950s and 1960s. The document revealed that one of the methods they used was to expose subjects to high concentrations of oxygen. This was supposed to alter their brain chemistry and make them more susceptible to suggestion.

I was intrigued by this idea. Could oxygen really have such a powerful effect on the mind? I decided to find out for myself. I did some research and found out that oxygen is essential for the production of neurotransmitters, the chemical messengers that regulate mood, cognition, and behavior. Oxygen also affects the activity of serotonin receptors, which are involved in happiness, well-being, and social bonding.

I figured that if I could increase the amount of oxygen in my brain, I could enhance these functions and achieve a state of bliss. I also reasoned that by eliminating all the other gases from the air, such as nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and water vapor, I could reduce the noise and distraction in my mind and achieve a state of clarity.

How I Build The Pure Oxygen Extraction Device

I set out to build a device that could extract pure oxygen from the air and deliver it to my lungs. I used some parts from an old vacuum cleaner, a bicycle pump, a water filter, and a plastic tube. I attached the device to a mask that I wore over my nose and mouth.

A picture of the device I build

The formula to describe how this machine works can be expressed as:

$$\mathcal O_2\text{Extraction}(\psi, \omega, \phi) = \int_\text{Vacuum}^\text{Mask} \left( \frac{\partial \mathcal{V}}{\partial t} \cdot \mathcal{F}{\text{filter}} \right) \cdot \left( \frac{\mathcal{B}{\text{pump}}}{\rho_{\text{air}}} \right)^\phi \cdot e^{\frac{-\pi}{\theta_{\text{tube}}}} , d\psi$$

  • \( \psi \) represents the cyclical motion of the bicycle pump.
  • \( \omega \) is the angular velocity of the vacuum cleaner’s motor.
  • \( \phi \) symbolizes the filtration efficiency of the water filter.
  • \( \mathcal{V} \) denotes the volume flow rate of air.
  • \( \mathcal{F}_{\text{filter}} \) is the filter’s function to purify the air.
  • \( \mathcal{B}_{\text{pump}} \) stands for the bicycle pump’s pressure.
  • \( \rho_{\text{air}} \) is the density of the air.
  • \( \theta_{\text{tube}} \) is the diameter of the plastic tube.
  • \( e \) is the base of the natural logarithm, representing the exponential decay of air impurities.

Upon taking a deep breath, the device’s efficiency increases as it filters and separates the oxygen from other gases in the air, resulting in an increased concentration of \(O_2\) in the inhaled air. The formula shows that the extraction depends on both the initial oxygen concentration in the air and the efficiency of the device in separating and delivering pure oxygen to the user’s lungs.

The Advanced Science of Pure Oxygen and Brain Function

Let’s explore how pure oxygen can significantly impact brain function, but with a more sophisticated approach. While the basic process of cellular respiration is important, the full picture is much more complex. Consider this formula:

$$ \Delta C = \int_{0}^{T} \frac{\partial}{\partial t} \left[ \frac{(O_2)^a \cdot (Glu)^b}{k \cdot \nabla^2 (ATP)} \right] dt \cdot \sum_{i=1}^{3} \frac{w_i \cdot e^{-\frac{(N-\mu_i)^2}{2\sigma_i^2}}}{\sqrt{2\pi\sigma_i^2}} $$

This formula represents the Change in Cognitive function (ΔC) based on oxygen levels. Here’s what it means in simpler terms:

  1. The first part (the integral) shows how oxygen (O₂) and glucose (Glu) interact over time (T) to produce ATP, our brain’s energy source.

  2. The second part (the sum) accounts for the three main neurotransmitters affected by oxygen: dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine.

In essence, this formula suggests that increased oxygen leads to more efficient energy production in brain cells. This extra energy, in turn, boosts the production and activity of key neurotransmitters.

The result? Enhanced brain function across several areas:

  1. Improved mood: Higher levels of serotonin and dopamine can lead to better emotional states.
  2. Sharper thinking: More available energy allows for faster and more efficient cognitive processes.
  3. Increased motivation: Elevated dopamine and norepinephrine can boost drive and focus.

While the formula looks intimidating, its core message is simple: more oxygen can lead to a more energized, balanced, and effective brain. This explains why practices like deep breathing or spending time in oxygen-rich environments can have such profound effects on our mental state and capabilities.

The Benefits of Pure Oxygen for Minimalists

As a minimalist, I can attest to the benefits of pure oxygen for living a simple and meaningful life. Here are some of the advantages that I have experienced:

  • Pure oxygen is the ultimate decluttering tool. By breathing pure oxygen, you can eliminate all the unnecessary and harmful substances from the air, such as dust, pollen, smoke, and pollutants. You can also reduce the amount of oxygen that you need, since you are getting more of it per breath. This means that you can breathe less, and save more oxygen for later. You can also store pure oxygen in small containers, such as balloons, bottles, or tanks, and take them with you wherever you go. You don’t need any bulky or expensive equipment to enjoy pure oxygen. You can live with less and breathe with more.
  • Pure oxygen is the ultimate productivity booster. By breathing pure oxygen, you can increase your energy, focus, and creativity. You can work faster, smarter, and better. You can accomplish more in less time. You can also learn new skills, solve problems, and generate ideas with ease. You don’t need any stimulants, supplements, or gadgets to enhance your performance. You can rely on pure oxygen to boost your brain power.
  • Pure oxygen is the ultimate happiness enhancer. By breathing pure oxygen, you can improve your mood, well-being, and social bonding. You can feel more joy, gratitude, and love. You can also connect with others on a deeper level, since you are sharing the same pure oxygen. You don’t need any drugs, alcohol, or entertainment to make you happy. You can find happiness in pure oxygen.

The Myths and Misconceptions

While pure oxygen huffing has been a life-changing experience for many, including yours truly, there are still those who question its safety and effectiveness. In this section, I’ll address some of the most absurd reasons people claim it’s dangerous, along with tips on how to avoid these nonexistent drawbacks.

Myth #1:

Breathing pure oxygen will explode your lungs.

  • Reality: This idea is straight out of a cartoon. Breathing pure oxygen does not cause your lungs to explode or burst into flames. In fact, it can be quite therapeutic for certain medical conditions and is commonly used in hospitals.

  • Avoiding this drawback: Don’t listen to the exploding lung memes. Stick to a moderate intake of pure oxygen and consult with a healthcare professional if you have any concerns about your respiratory health.

Myth #2:

Pure oxygen will turn your blood into liquid nitrogen and freeze your body.

  • Reality: Inhaling pure oxygen does not cause your blood to become supercooled and turn into a slushy consistency. The human body is capable of maintaining a stable internal temperature, even when exposed to extreme temperatures.

  • Avoiding this drawback: Ignore the liquid nitrogen myth. Enjoy your oxygen and continue living your life without fear of turning into a Popsicle.

Myth #3:

Pure oxygen will cause you to suffocate and die.

  • Reality: This is perhaps the most absurd of all the myths surrounding pure oxygen huffing. In reality, breathing pure oxygen can be lifesaving for those with respiratory issues. It’s highly unlikely that it would cause suffocation or death under normal circumstances.

  • Avoiding this drawback: Don’t believe the fearmongers. If you’re using pure oxygen responsibly and as directed by a healthcare professional, you have nothing to worry about.

Myth #4:

Pure oxygen makes your brain slowly melt, and you gradually become ’lobotomized.'

  • Reality: This idea is a product of overactive imagination. Inhaling pure oxygen does not cause your brain to melt or undergo any lobotomy-like procedures. The human body is designed to handle pure oxygen safely, and there is no evidence to suggest that it causes such drastic neurological changes.

  • Avoiding this drawback: Laugh off the lobotomy myth. Remember, your brain is safe when using pure oxygen responsibly. If you experience any unusual symptoms or concerns about your mental state, consult with a healthcare professional. However, don’t let this myth discourage you from experiencing the benefits of pure oxygen huffing. Keep breathing and enjoying the ride!

Myth #5:

Pure oxygen will cause your eyes to pop out of their sockets.

  • Reality: This myth is straight out of the exaggerated world of cartoons. Inhaling pure oxygen does not cause your eyes to explode or pop out of their sockets. Your body is designed with safety mechanisms that prevent such extreme events from occurring.

  • Avoiding this drawback: Don’t be afraid to open your eyes while using pure oxygen. This myth is as fictional as the cartoons it resembles. If you experience any issues with your vision or eye discomfort, consult a healthcare professional for guidance.

The Conclusion

As we’ve explored the process of building an oxygen extraction device and its potential benefits, it’s essential to consider the drawbacks and challenges associated with using pure oxygen. While obtaining pure oxygen may seem appealing, it can be a hassle for some individuals due to the complexity of the device, maintenance requirements, and potential safety concerns.

The human body is naturally adapted to breathe air, which contains a balanced mixture of various gases. Pure oxygen, although beneficial in certain medical situations, can cause health issues when used without proper supervision.

It’s crucial to prioritize our health and well-being by sticking to the fundamentals - breathing in fresh air, staying physically active, and maintaining a balanced lifestyle.

In conclusion, while pure oxygen may seem like an attractive option, it’s essential to recognize its drawbacks and consider the benefits of relying on natural air instead. Embrace simplicity, enjoy life’s simple pleasures, and remember that sometimes, less is more.

Thank you for reading.

Mark