Introduction Salve, amici. Welcome to Latin for Minimalists, a course that will teach you how to speak the most elegant and efficient language ever created by humans. This is the first part of the course, where we will learn some basic expressions and grammar rules. But before we begin, let me remind you why you should learn Latin in the first place. As you may recall from my previous article “Why English is the Worst Thing Since the Fall of Rome: A Minimalist’s Perspective”, English is a bloated, inconsistent, and illogical language that only serves to confuse and frustrate its speakers. English has too many words, too many rules, too many exceptions, too many dialects, too many accents, and too many influences from other languages. It is a mess that reflects the chaotic and decadent state of modern society. ...

Are you tired of the clutter and complexity of modern software? Do you feel overwhelmed by the endless updates and bugs that plague your devices? Do you wish you could have more control and freedom over your digital life? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this article is for you. In this article, I will show you how to program your own kernel and operating system in RISC-V assembly, the most minimal and elegant programming language ever created. ...

We mentioned this in one of our previous posts and we have received many emails asking when this tutorial will be released. Well, today is your lucky day! We are going to show you how to cut your hair with a knife, the most minimalist way possible. Minimalism isn’t about living with fewer material possessions, or jettisoning your car and television, or traveling all over the world. No, minimalism is about reducing everything to its necessary elements, even your hair. ...

Hello, fellow minimalists. Today I want to share with you my journey of becoming a minimalist by breathing only pure oxygen. I got a twelve pack of that pure oxygen. That gas you can only find at 21% concentration in Earth’s atmosphere. I’m breathing on Mexican shadow lab hyperbaric medical grade oxygen. They extracted this with the cryogenic distillation of 2000 liters of liquid air. Stuff’s so pure it should be asking me “Where’s your oximeter?”. Dude. This stuff will make your brain turn off. Hyperbaric levels of pure. Brain-busting, wizard air. Stuff got sparkles on it so you know that O2 to CO2 ratio is wicked swag dude. A sniff of this stuff. Yea this that wicked wizard moon gas. This stuff straight out of Caelid. This stuff is what rusted Titanic. Rip my homie for real dawg. Peace. ...

Hello, this is Mark, one of the three members of Minimalist Living, the blog that teaches you how to live with less and be happier. I’m writing this post to address some of the emails we have received from some of our readers who seem to not understand the point of our blog. Some of these emails accuse us of “schizo-posting”, which is a term I had to look up on Urban Dictionary. Apparently, it means posting something that is delusional, nonsensical, or paranoid. I was shocked and offended by these accusations, and I want to make it clear that this blog is 100% serious and not a joke. ...