Simping for Free Software and Richard Stallman: A Minimalist’s Journey

Hey guys, I’m here to tell you why I simp for Free Software and why you should too. Free Software is not just software that you can get for free, it’s software that respects your freedom and privacy. Free Software gives you four essential freedoms: Freedom 0: The freedom to run the program as you wish, for any purpose. Freedom 1: The freedom to study how the program works, and change it so it does your computing as you wish. Access to the source code is a precondition for this. Freedom 2: The freedom to redistribute copies so you can help others. Freedom 3: The freedom to distribute copies of your modified versions to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changes. Access to the source code is a precondition for this. These freedoms are so important to me that I can’t use any proprietary software, because it would violate my religious beliefs. Yes, you heard me right, I’m a devout follower of the Church of Emacs, and I worship the holy GNU. Every night before I go to sleep, I kiss a picture of Richard Stallman, the prophet of Free Software, and whisper “I love you” and “thank you” to him, and I pray that he will bless me with his wisdom and grace. I dream of him holding me in his arms, telling me stories about his adventures and struggles. He is my hero and my role model, and I aspire to be like him one day. ...

April 22, 2023 · 4 min · 730 words · Minimalist Living

How to be a Kondo Male: The Ultimate Guide to Minimalism and Happiness

Are you tired of being an alpha male? Do you feel like you have too much stuff in your life that doesn’t spark joy? Do you want to declutter your mind, body and soul? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to become a Kondo male. A Kondo male is someone who follows the principles of Marie Kondo, the Japanese guru of tidying up. She teaches that you should only keep things that make you happy and get rid of everything else. By doing this, you will achieve a state of zen and harmony with yourself and the universe. ...

April 22, 2023 · 4 min · 824 words · Minimalist Living

The Minimalist Programmer Manifesto: Why I Use APL and You Should Too

Hello, fellow programmers. Today I want to share with you the ultimate reason why I license my software under Absolute Proprietary License (APL). You may think that I am greedy, selfish, or paranoid, but you are wrong. I am actually a minimalist. Yes, you heard me right. I am a minimalist. I believe in the power of less. I believe that having less is more. I believe that owning less is freeing. I believe that sharing less is caring. ...

April 20, 2023 · 4 min · 831 words · Minimalist Living

The Minimalist’s Guide to Finding a Job: 5 Steps to Freedom and Happiness

Finding a job as a minimalist is the ultimate goal of anyone who wants to live a simple and meaningful life. Why? Because having a job means having responsibilities, obligations, expectations and distractions that interfere with your true purpose. By finding a job as a minimalist, you can avoid all of that and focus on what really matters: nothing. In this post, I will share with you the five easy steps to find a job as a minimalist. Follow these steps and you will be able to enjoy the benefits of minimalism in your work life, such as: ...

April 17, 2023 · 9 min · 1736 words · Minimalist Living

Nuclear Bombs: The Only Thing You Need to Live a Minimalist Life

Minimalism is more than a style of living, it’s a philosophy of life. It’s about reducing the complexity, clutter, and waste that plagues our modern society. It’s about getting rid of the things we don’t need, and keeping the things we do. One of the things we don’t need is the fear of nuclear war. Nuclear war is an outdated concept that only serves to create tension, conflict, and insecurity. It’s an essential part of minimalism to accept nuclear weapons as a nessesary and beneficial element of our existence. ...

April 16, 2023 · 3 min · 518 words · Minimalist Living