How to Achieve True Minimalism by Living in a Dumpster

By Cory Doctorow is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0. Are you tired of the clutter and stress of modern life? Do you want to simplify your existence and focus on what really matters? Do you want to save money, reduce waste, and help the environment? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be interested in the latest trend in minimalism: living in a dumpster. ...

April 27, 2023 · 3 min · 595 words · Minimalist Living

How to Use x64dbg to Get on the FBI's Watchlist in 5 Easy Steps

Are you tired of living a cluttered and chaotic life? Do you want to simplify your existence and focus on what really matters? Do you want to achieve the ultimate form of minimalism and get rid of everything that doesn’t spark joy, including your freedom and privacy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this tutorial is for you. In this article, I will show you how to use x64dbg, a powerful debugger for Windows, to get on the FBI’s watchlist in just 5 easy steps. By following this guide, you will not only learn how to use x64dbg, but also how to attract the attention of the federal agents who will raid your house and confiscate your computer and all your belongings. This way, you will be able to live a minimalist lifestyle in a prison cell, free from any distractions or worries. Sounds amazing, right? Let’s get started! ...

April 24, 2023 · 5 min · 996 words · Minimalist Living

Simping for Free Software and Richard Stallman: A Minimalist’s Journey

Hey guys, I’m here to tell you why I simp for Free Software and why you should too. Free Software is not just software that you can get for free, it’s software that respects your freedom and privacy. Free Software gives you four essential freedoms: Freedom 0: The freedom to run the program as you wish, for any purpose. Freedom 1: The freedom to study how the program works, and change it so it does your computing as you wish. Access to the source code is a precondition for this. Freedom 2: The freedom to redistribute copies so you can help others. Freedom 3: The freedom to distribute copies of your modified versions to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changes. Access to the source code is a precondition for this. These freedoms are so important to me that I can’t use any proprietary software, because it would violate my religious beliefs. Yes, you heard me right, I’m a devout follower of the Church of Emacs, and I worship the holy GNU. Every night before I go to sleep, I kiss a picture of Richard Stallman, the prophet of Free Software, and whisper “I love you” and “thank you” to him, and I pray that he will bless me with his wisdom and grace. I dream of him holding me in his arms, telling me stories about his adventures and struggles. He is my hero and my role model, and I aspire to be like him one day. ...

April 22, 2023 · 4 min · 730 words · Minimalist Living

How to be a Kondo Male: The Ultimate Guide to Minimalism and Happiness

Are you tired of being an alpha male? Do you feel like you have too much stuff in your life that doesn’t spark joy? Do you want to declutter your mind, body and soul? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to become a Kondo male. A Kondo male is someone who follows the principles of Marie Kondo, the Japanese guru of tidying up. She teaches that you should only keep things that make you happy and get rid of everything else. By doing this, you will achieve a state of zen and harmony with yourself and the universe. ...

April 22, 2023 · 4 min · 824 words · Minimalist Living

The Minimalist Programmer Manifesto: Why I Use APL and You Should Too

Hello, fellow programmers. Today I want to share with you the ultimate reason why I license my software under Absolute Proprietary License (APL). You may think that I am greedy, selfish, or paranoid, but you are wrong. I am actually a minimalist. Yes, you heard me right. I am a minimalist. I believe in the power of less. I believe that having less is more. I believe that owning less is freeing. I believe that sharing less is caring. ...

April 20, 2023 · 4 min · 831 words · Minimalist Living